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i’m circling back to reveal the second half of my showroom experience with the lovely linh and christine. you even get to see what i look like half-squeezed (because we all know that a sample size won’t zip up on a chesty broad like myself) into the brand’s first clothing collection. also, i realized during the visit that we all need a body chain of pearls—such a piece just makes everything look so much classier, don’t you think?
i talked a big talk recently about how much of a supporter i am of eleven objects, but now it’s time for me to show you why. see above. literally, these are the most glorious accessories i’ve stumbled upon in a long, long time and while the prices are a bit out of my range (my birthday is september 5th, by the way), i am definitely going to save to purchase that rhinestone-encrusted latex baby.
as nene leakes boldly declares on the introduction of the real housewives of atlanta, “when i walk into a room, i own it,” she would’ve owned a whole lot more than that one room if she were wearing one of these collars. i’m just saying.
stay tuned for part 2 where i attempt to squeeze my linebacker shoulders into one of eleven objects’ first pieces of clothing. also, the brand is on tumblr. #instafollow