farpitzs.

wearing a matching pair of argyle socks is such a turn-on. seriously.

fatmanatee:

First of all… not really.  I’m still learning.  One of my coats was probably acceptable in 2002, when I bought it, and it was during my phase of picking items that are one size too big for me, but I’m still going to wear it.

Men, let’s talk about argyle socks.  Ladies are very keen on a man who knows what he’s doing with the little things.  Socks are one of those things.  You want a fashionable woman?  Well then, it might just be a good idea to not look like a schlub.

Get argyle socks.  Match em up.  Be a baller.

Note: I have a fashion advisory board and it consists of Sara Zucker and that’s about it.  She knows what she’s talking about.

Note #2: I’m probably going to be asked about my socks when I venture out in public tomorrow, so be prepared for white-sock disappointment.