farpitzs.

if these shoes were a person, they would’ve spiked the punch at your high school homecoming dance. these shoes believe that, in a past life, edie sedgwick was their closest girl friend. the following bands fill their ipod: david bowie, the rolling stones, team facelift. these shoes love party games; ‘spin the bottle’ is a favorite and ‘two truths and a lie’ is played with a gleam in their eye. they don’t return your phone calls and wear nightgowns as party dresses. their perfect first date would involve a fishbowl and a trampoline (don’t ask).