farpitzs.

sometimes, i find it hard to believe that lily allen and i are of the same age. she has already gone from myspace whore to international pop star to hot mess to normal again to swearing off music forever to, the most recent revelation, shop owner(?). she is planning on opening up a vintage boutique with her sister in march. with her track record of dresses-with-sneakers and no underwear, i’m not so confident; she should’ve just stuck with being karl lagerfeld’s muse and bathed herself in chanel for the rest of her life. i mean, if i had the option…