i did the line at target and i was actually able to go shopping. i’d never gone shopping in my life; i’d been sponsored since i was seven. i would walk through a warehouse and be like, ‘yeah, that fits me, cool! i like this shirt, cool, four of them.’ so i was blown away to go into a store, i was so in shock when they were like, ‘the dressing room is right there.’ i was like, ‘really? you won’t let me just try the pants on right here, like are you sure?’
it is possible that shaun white just completed my life