this photo is one of four taken for tom ford’s latest eyewear campaign and while it isn’t exactly safe-for-work, i am kind of obsessed with it. my apologies to everyone with an aversion to tan lines and/or ridiculously pretty people.

speaking of tan lines, i went tanning because i was so pale that my olive skin tone started to look flourescent in photos and (shock of the century) i burned. when i say burned, i mean that i’m crispy. like, medicated balm was needed. what i’m saying is, don’t tan in february. it won’t end well for anyone.