farpitzs.

i had a long conversation with mother zucker the other day about whether or not my blog was a detriment to job prospects. i mean, i thought i looked pretty great on paper, but the recession has proved me wrong. end result: she recommends that i “market” myself more, you know, make me look like a more desirable candidate just for knowing the difference between jodhpurs and a harem pant. this will probably mean more styling videos with bianca, more store reviews, whatever it takes to make you sick of sara zucker. look at me, world! paving my destiny! (i think i need a mojito; brand development is hard work.)

note: this post made me dry heave. either you like me or you don’t.