fyi: farpitzs means "all dressed up" in yiddish.
spoiler alert: he sucked. i’m not sure who created this rumor that he would be perfect for both television and the fashion industry but these shenanigans have to stop. it is totally okay to stay in the swimming pool, peeing and looking pretty, ryan.
hahahaha! this is ridiculous.
Is this the athletes’ equivalent of when singers feel compelled to act?