farpitzs.

i would like to take a few moments of your time to [force you to read this post and] enjoy the wonder that is this 3.1 phillip lim break-up bag. technically, it’s a cosmetics bag, which makes it all the more clever considering it is meant to hold the makeup intended to cover up your tears after the conclusion of a relationship and features a lichtenstein-esque cartoon of a woman crying. oh, phillip, you so funny.

by now, you may or may not know that i am a fan of mr. lim’s handbags, so forgive me if i’m boring you, but thank goodness, i can search the world’s most exclusive high-end boutiques (all of which make me uncomfortable to walk into because i am positive that the shopgirls can smell my poor—jm can attest to this and, i’m sure, repeat that i am ridiculous) for footwear, and accessories, and designer clothes from farfetch.com. it doesn’t mean that i plan to whip out my cc every time i see something i love, but just like window shopping, the internet is like an oyster and a sale is your pearl. now if only that bag can be marked down a few hundred…