farpitzs means "all dressed up" in yiddish.
email me and say "'sup?": firstname.lastname@example.org
yes, grandma, i’m still single. (gpoyw.)
Young Jews (and theater-loving non-Jews) will be at 92YTribeca tonight for Tablet mag’s "Everything’s Coming Up Moses"...
Your grandma would probably say you could meet a nice Jewish boy at 92nd Street Y. Or 92YTribeca.