every woman that i know owns “the inappropriate dress/shirt”. you know. that piece of clothing that is so incredibly uncouth to don in public that you wouldn’t possibly subject those around you to the cavernous cleavage that is destined to be shown. for people to see you would absolutely incite a riot if not an arrest for indecent exposure. i’m wearing mine right now, if you’d like to know. yup. mine cost $9.80 and is made of cotton-poly blend and i got it from forever21, similar to the one shown. in short: absolute crap, which may explain any diseases (just kidding, mom, i’m clean. but, seriously, it’s total crap. i just love a bargain.). don’t worry. i won’t judge you. your secret is safe with me [and the internet].

every woman that i know owns “the inappropriate dress/shirt”. you know. that piece of clothing that is so incredibly uncouth to don in public that you wouldn’t possibly subject those around you to the cavernous cleavage that is destined to be shown. for people to see you would absolutely incite a riot if not an arrest for indecent exposure. i’m wearing mine right now, if you’d like to know. yup. mine cost $9.80 and is made of cotton-poly blend and i got it from forever21, similar to the one shown. in short: absolute crap, which may explain any diseases (just kidding, mom, i’m clean. but, seriously, it’s total crap. i just love a bargain.).

don’t worry. i won’t judge you. your secret is safe with me [and the internet].

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