i don’t understand all these women who say they feel betrayed by fashion. a piece of clothing can’t talk — it can’t tell you that you can’t have it — so really, you’re just telling yourself that. you make yourself the victim, because if you want clothes that bad, then make them yourself. you have to get creative if you’re fat. i’m really good at turning a belt into a necklace, and i can always find a nice pair of earrings.