my sister just brought a guy home after a date to “watch a movie” and i kept my door closed because why would i want to meet him, but he met me anyway. he met me shrieking because of the huge fucking roach near my purses.

  1. mycolorfulmind said: shits happen D:
  2. blackberryvision said: roach next to coach? lolz [plz don’t own a coach irl, this just sounded funny in my head] glad you’re okay.
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