January 2008
the macbook air
while everyone is ranting and raving over the new macbook air, have they realized that they will be sacrificing an optical diskdrive? honestly, how long could you last without one? there is no chance to watch your degrassi dvd marathons on a long road trip, no more burning a cd or two that you accidentally forgot to return to the library, and most certainly no more watching porn late, late at...
a usual ichat
me: maybe i want cookies
guy friend: macadamia nut
guy friend: but i bet you hate them
guy friend: i bet you hate everything mainstream, too
guy friend: i could see you being like that
me: yeah, true
feedshion →
ugh, saves me so much time and scrolling. why hadn’t i discovered it sooner? although, now you know where i get all of my great pictures.
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black moth super rainbow - smile heavy
i’m not sure who reads my tumblr. i have hopes that it is more, rather than less. i realize that it is a complete jumble of nonsense (street style, random pictures i stumble across, music i like, absolute ranting), but everything that i put up is something that interested me and i am sure it would interest other people. if you have anything to tell me, things to improve upon, issues that you...
the bullshit gourmet →
click here for a recipe to make retardedly easy pasta salad. the creator of this recipe is the infamous ultragrrrl (world-renowned dj and music producer), sarah lewittin. i’m sure she would find me creepy for dramatically introducing her recipe to my tumblr. creeped out or flattered.
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the stitches - pick me up
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“11/11/04 - Sara Zucker
Sara Zucker’s stomach is the one that rules the...”
– found on the phi sigma pi website after googleing my name out of sheer boredom. i retired from the co-ed honors fraternity when it suddenly stopped being fun and started being all political. not my style, but this quote is quite a laugh. it’s so true, too; i loves me some food.
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“here’s the sunday style section, so you can be a hip new yorker.”
– my father
who wants to go see persepolis with me?
book i am currently reading
snow flower and the secret fan by lisa see
factual error found on internet →
a typical night at the bar
me: hey, you want a ring pop?
boy: wow, that's awesome, but, no.
needed: a boy
a. a boy you can punch in the face who will punch you back
b. a boy YOU can punch in the face and then HE will say “sorry”
c. a boy
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my vagina must be very friendly. let me explain; i went to get my usual bikini wax at a new place in town that i thought i would check out. i’ve noticed that most times that i go, it ends up being a party in the backroom while i’m getting some rip-rip. i’m just lying down and minding my own business and two other women wander in to converse. hello, don’t you notice that...
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coconut records (jason schwartzman) - it’s...
shoe lacing methods →
here are some funky ways to tie your shoes, just don’t use them to teach a new learner.
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